Nervous Performer Gifts

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ends abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Mikado

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Idlewild.

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

'Your first major investment decision?'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Melvin's Glue-all

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'