Anxious Presenter Gifts

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"Tough group."

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Safe harbour

'Has the news finished yet?'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Pre-minstrel Tension.

Idlewild.

Cold Comfort Books

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

"Is that Baldo's 'scary Halloween' face?"

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn’t called me back. What could possibly be the reason? She no longer likes me; She's gotten into a horrible accident; She's having an affair with Justin Timberlake? She's moving to Europe without telling me?! HOJ. She hasn't gotten the message yet? She's moving to Europe with Justin Timberlake.

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"You go on ahead, I'll just sit here and think."

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

'The sun... hung bel... belligerently... over the... dust... dusty town...'

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

A family hides from the TV news.