Anxiety Illustrator Gifts

How to spot the early signs of Book Fair meeting meltdown.

Worry tank

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I feel we're making progress."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Has the news finished yet?'

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Safe harbour

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"I'm afraid all that worrying about what's healthy to eat and drink has sent your cortisol levels sky high."

'Bad Day?'

Cold Comfort Books

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"