Anxiety Illustrator Prints

How to spot the early signs of Book Fair meeting meltdown.

Worry tank

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I feel we're making progress."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Safe harbour

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Has the news finished yet?'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'Bad Day?'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

Idlewild.

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

Cold Comfort Books

"Well, the MRI confirms it: you have a shy bladder."