Anxiety Challenger Gifts

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Flu vaccine.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Your stress is stress-related.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

Nervous Student

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You have a fauxbia.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Hell: The Airport"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."