Exam Anxiety Challenger Gifts

"An F?!... Do you have any idea how much that essay cost?"

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Good Luck in your Exams.

GCSEs

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

Waiting for the results.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"Remember, there are 4 types of questions on the Advanced Placement tests: multiple choice, document based, essay and 'How would you like to drive big rigs for a living?'"