Exam Stress Gifts

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"I know one thing about mythology. Mythology is my Achilles heel."

Computer Room.

Burning the midnight oil.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nervous Oral Testing

Evil Exams!

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'