Exam Stress Reliever Gifts

'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'

Your driving is good, but as I've got an inbuilt bias I'm failing you

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Computer Room.

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Evil Exams!

"I feel your pain."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

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Meat Grinder

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"