Exam Stress Reliever Pillows

Your driving is good, but as I've got an inbuilt bias I'm failing you

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Computer Room.

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat in a flap

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Meat Grinder

Fittd shēt

Evil Exams!

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."