Stressful Relaxer Pillows

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Where your mind & battle are los

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Turn, turn and turn.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Cat in a flap