Relaxed Relaxers Pillows

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Lazy dog.

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'How's the executive training program, going?'