Relaxed Relaxers Prints

"It was less of a resolution and more of an 'if and when I feel like it.'"

"Ahhh... close enough."

American Idle.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."