Recliner Relaxer Prints

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'This has been our most popular chair since unemployment benefits were extended.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"First break since 2008."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Siesta-time

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'