Reluctant Relaxer Pillows

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

Speakers on holiday.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'This massage chair's impossible - all I do is sit there and worry about missing a flight.'

Workaholic on the beach 2

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"Ahhh... close enough."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"First break since 1996!"

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'I'm still stressed out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I'm not a big fan of fresh air and sunshine, but it beats helping dad clean out the basement."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."