Rehab Relaxer Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"First break since 1996!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

Lazy dog.

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

His entire life was about balance.

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Heaven is...