School Stress Reliever Gifts

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'The good news is that with a report card like that you won't be sending me to college.'

'I knew 'school ends today' sounded too good to be true.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

Fight or Flight

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fittd shēt

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Meat Grinder

"I feel your pain."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.