School Stress Buster Gifts

Teacher to other about broken book on broken ground: 'It's a heavy subject for him.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Try thinking about something else."

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Nervous Oral Testing

In and Out Tray

In case of emergency, break glass.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Stressed over time management

Torn-Off Mouse.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Fragile stamper.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'