School Stress Giggler Gifts

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

Out and In.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I don't perform well under pressure."