School Stress Giggler Gifts

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Signs of Stress

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict

Hour Glass

Medical school graduation gowns.

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Out and In.