Anxiety Giggler Gifts

Medical Treatment.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Cavemen Exhibit

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ah-Choo!

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Confession Ratings.

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Spiritualist Society Parking

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

'No.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"You took your time!"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Ghost Comedy

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.