Skeptic Giggler Gifts

'The spirit is very positive about your future...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'M.R.S.A'

Confession Ratings.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

A Grumble Bee

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Medical Treatment.

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'No.'

Wearing face masks correctly

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Can Jesus come out and pray?

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'