Skeptic Giggler Pillows

'The spirit is very positive about your future...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

I am one with stupid.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'M.R.S.A'

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Confession Ratings.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

Medical Treatment.

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'No.'

Wearing face masks correctly

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

'The bad news about your bacteria infection is that you are now part of the food chain.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.