Anxiety Giggler Pillows

Medical Treatment.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ah-Choo!

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Spiritualist Society Parking

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

'No.'

Ghost Comedy

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"You took your time!"

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.