Impatient Giggler Pillows

"You took your time!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Ah-Choo!

Confession Ratings.

A Grumble Bee

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Medical Treatment.

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'No.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

Dwayne makes his move.

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

New! Stick-on Stigmata

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

'Guilty as sin!'

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"