Gullible Giggler Pillows

'It was this big. I swear'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Gullib-Os

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Confession Ratings.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'It needs more punctuation.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

"Who ate all the pieties?"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'