Awkward Charming Giggler Pillows

Dwayne makes his move.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Confession Ratings.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"You took your time!"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

A Cow Funeral.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Salon of Apartment 4-N

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'

"So on a scale of one to ten, how'd I do?" "Can I use fractions?"

'Guilty as sin!'

'I'm now zero for nine in my attempts to breach her outer defenses...'

Colin realised that the date was not going as well as he had hoped.

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"