Awkward Charming Giggler Prints

Dwayne makes his move.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Your Country Needs MOO!

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

Confession Ratings.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

A Grumble Bee

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

A Cow Funeral.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

"You took your time!"

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Salon of Apartment 4-N

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

"If we do run into any complications, Gerry will just Google it."

"So on a scale of one to ten, how'd I do?" "Can I use fractions?"

'Wow, it's like he's not even moving his lips!'

'Guilty as sin!'

'I'm now zero for nine in my attempts to breach her outer defenses...'

Colin realised that the date was not going as well as he had hoped.

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"