Sinister Giggler Gifts

Confession Ratings.

'Guilty as sin!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

I am one with stupid.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Spiritualist Society Parking

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"