Sinister Giggler Gifts

Confession Ratings.

'Guilty as sin!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"