Skeptic Chuckler Gifts

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I still say Global Warming is a conspiracy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"The subwoofers really help."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Jesus Christ

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'...and on that you have my word.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

"My glass is half empty"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'Do you believe in the Grass Piranha now my friend?'

"If I knew next week's winning lottery numbers do you think I'd be sitting here telling you."

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

'Fortunately, the virus is dormant. Just be careful you don't wake it up.'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"

"I'm still an atheist."

"There's only one of them roaming around now. The others are in self-isolation."

"I don't think 'just the same old rubbish' is much of a prediction!!"

Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".

"If we do run into any complications, Gerry will just Google it."