Philosophical Giggler Gifts

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Cavemen Exhibit

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Black Hole Corks

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Which one's Ringo?'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."