Ancient Scholar Giggler Gifts

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Clown God

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Cavemen Exhibit

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Your Country Needs MOO!

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Whoops!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"I attract all the crypts."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

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