Ancient Scholar Giggler Mugs

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Clown God

Get on with it!

'It was this big. I swear'

Fancy a pint?

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Whoops!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...