Jealousy Giggler Gifts

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Fishing Contest

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'Whoops!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

Medical Treatment.

Upstaging the Dog

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Don't mind him. He's just an 'X' who's jealous of 'U'.'

"I attract all the crypts."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

'How many times have I told you that even if students like them better than you, you can't vaporize substitute-teachers when you return?'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

"The Pope said nope!"

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Ye olde optician.'

Three wall angels...