Jealousy Juggler Gifts

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

Cat hissing at laptop computer.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

That party went well.

"Bed Spread"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Stop and Birch

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Fishing Contest

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"