Jealousy Juggler Pillows

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

Cat hissing at laptop computer.

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

That party went well.

"Bed Spread"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Stop and Birch

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Signs of Stress

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Fishing Contest

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

The Adventures of Morton - Personality Conflict