Chronic Giggler Gifts

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Confession Ratings.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

A Grumble Bee

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It looks like someone tried to pronounce 'Rorschach' with a mouthful of soup.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

Medical Treatment.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'It needs more punctuation.'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'