Chronic Giggler Mugs

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Confession Ratings.

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

A Grumble Bee

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Medical Treatment.

'It looks like someone tried to pronounce 'Rorschach' with a mouthful of soup.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

'It needs more punctuation.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'