Exam Worrier Gifts

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Evil Exams!

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Nervous Student

Back To School

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'