Adversity Challenger Gifts

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Art of Surviving

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Business men line up at the police station

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'He's always had a problem with authority.'

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'