Stress Ninja Gifts

'I don't do much traditional exercise. But I make sure to get my heart rate up by freaking out at the office on a regular basis.'

Work avalanche

Never ending to do list

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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I feel your pain."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Babies vs. Dogs

Nervous Oral Testing

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Took On Too Much

Building business relations.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."