Stress-management Sensei Gifts

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Late/Too Late.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I need to clone myself."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Office Ergonomics.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Monday around 9PM.

"Dude. You seem tense."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

White flag being waved around bosses door.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.