Stress-management Sensei Pillows

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Late/Too Late.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Fragile stamper.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

Office Ergonomics.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

"Dude. You seem tense."

Monday around 9PM.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

White flag being waved around bosses door.

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray