Pest Ninja Gifts

Ninja Fly Swatter

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

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'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Never ending to do list

Work avalanche

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

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"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

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"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Camp Games

Sandwich Shop

'It's gotta be a trap.'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."