Pest Ninja Prints

Ninja Fly Swatter

'I found the termites!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

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'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Work avalanche

Never ending to do list

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'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

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'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'My ballet training comes in handy when I don't want the baby to wake up.'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

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Camp Games

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

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"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'