Flower Ninja Prints

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Coronavirus world

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Martial Arts

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Freedom of the press

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

Cow and Milk

Watering Flowers