Flower Ninja Pillows

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Self help acupuncture

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Martial Arts

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Freedom of the press

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Plant Parenthood...

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.