Vegetable Ninja Pillows

"My mom uses quesadillas to hide all kinds of vegetables I don't like."

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Free salad bar.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Gardener of the Year.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'