Culinary Ninja Pillows

"My wife has a black belt in cooking, she can kill a man with a single chop."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Soup of the month.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Garden.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

I love Cannelloni

'It's my favorite.'

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Please don't kill me."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"