Grocery Ninja Pillows

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

'I've got it written down...'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Low Hanging Fruit

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

WWFood Stores.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Biker chopper shopper

"I think it says 'courgettes'."