Grocery Ninja Pillows

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Unusual Offers

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I've got it written down...'

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

Biker chopper shopper

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

WWFood Stores.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.