Grocery Gang Pillows

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Twenty-first century baby walker

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Important Food Groups

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Dad Trophies

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Everything's gone up."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Witches Checkout.

'Diet considerations.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"