Kitchen Ninja Pillows

Karate Expert Chopping Bread.

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Tool Box

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Benihana style of cooking.

Party time.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Husband bakes a pie

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot

Onion Tears

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'